Wednesday, March 23

who moved my roadkill

Trying to think of a cutesy euphamism for roadkill... vehicular charcuterie? Anyhow, classic story from Pops the other night;
Headed out to work early A.M., all quiet.

Came back about along same road an hour later and spotted a wild turkey knocked down and out by the side of the road. That tail would make a nice fan mount thinks he, if not eat the bird too.

Flip the truck around and head back.

Someone had already stopped and snagged the bird for themselves. Ha!

Futher reading; fire/flood/pheasant insurance