Blackadder: Impossible sir. I know from long experience that my men
have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind
hedgehogs... in a bag.
Melchett: Hm. We needed a man to leave the trenches immediately.
Blackadder: Well yes... I wonder if you've enjoyed, as I have sir, that
marvellous painting in the National Portrait Gallery, "Bag
Interior", by the colourblind hedgehog workshop of Sienna.
Not to call this hat's color scheme 'blackadder' [though not bad -ed] or to suggest the folk at Topo are colorblind - just mean this hat has as much color applied as the inside of a bag... Too much?
$Thirty bucks. Solid. Under your Bell helmet.