Ralphie as an adult: Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Life Buoy, on the other hand... [From A Christmas Story, 1983].To buy the carbolic scented (as opposed to global version) direct from the sole UK distributor look here.